”Did the phrase ‘column a, column b’ exist back where you’re from?” It really can’t be helped, how Leo has thighs larger than his own head. It’s actually kind of intimidating, now that he’d gotten past the whole ‘crushing on the warlock’ phase. Rough phase, really. Especially since it (nearly?) ended in a ‘waylek’, which is the word of the fucking month. “It’s only for another hour or two. Promise.”
He didn’t know what that meant, but he wasn’t about to say that. “Back in my time I had to trudge to the nearest down, pump water from the well into two buckets and carry them back to my sire’s quarters, then heat the water and proceed to wash his clothing before mine own. If you’re to slothful to simply drop the clothing into a machine that does all of that for ye and ensures cleanliness…” What was it with people in this era? Still, if Danny taught him anything, it was patience. “No matter, I reckon your punishment is the sheer embarrassment of how tiny y'look in my attire."
